I have never been asked either of those questions.
During one blizzard I was asked “were you naked when you let your dog back in just now?”
Instead of asking “how could you see me through the snow?” or “why were you turning around in my driveway just now instead of staying at home and off the icy/snowy road?” I just went with “yes”.
That is the maximum. I have never even been asked “what are you wearing?” during cyber.
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