As far as I can determine, that's about the only merch you could do that wouldn't get me arrested if I wore it. Maybe a "Space Patrol Arcturus" logo shirt.
The thing about the B·A·T·S shirt is, nobody would get it. I mean, people <i>should,</i> but how many actually would?
That's actually my plan: SAFE FOR WORK T-shirts for this NSFW site. I'm not going to sell a lot of shirts that no one can wear! BATS shirts, 'Space Patrol Arcturus: Crew Recreation Director," maybe 'Dragons and Flagons.'
So, I actually HAVE written quite a few non-dirty stories, several in the form of novels available on KDP. But I can't promote them here because that would link this strip to my real name and "day job identity."
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